This is the next chapter in our series on the grifters and clowns in this industry.
You already saw what happened to the Rakuten flippers, the VA automation guys, the prep-center junkies. They got exposed. Systemless. Blind. Useless.
Now the wholesale gurus are going bust too.
You can’t make this shit up.
It’s like these clowns wanted to be the example for my article, the timing is immaculate.
Amazon Lit, gurus who were supposedly $70M/year seller going through court-ordered liquidation.
Acting like suing Amazon, losing everything and having to liquidate your entire business is “totally normal at this scale bro”.
Why?
Because they were running a clown show. Repackinging licensed candy like Warheads and Lemonheads, slapping their own fake label on it—“Common Classic”—and sending it straight into FBA like Amazon wouldn’t notice.
Treating intellectual property laws like a fucking joke.
Amazon froze millions of their cash, and suspended their account.
Now they’re on Instagram doing eulogies, talking about pivoting to software and education.
Clown shit.
🧠 The Playbook of the Fallen Guru
We’ve seen this movie play out over and over again
- Build a high-volume Amazon business.
- Ignore systems, risk, and diversification.
- Get suspended, frozen, sued, or go bankrupt.
- Post a “we’re grateful for the journey” shutdown message.
- Pivot to coaching or software.
- Say “Amazon is still a great opportunity!” so they don’t scare their potential customers (who they need to pay off their debt)
- Start selling the dream they couldn’t keep. Pathetic.
Meanwhile, they:
- Can’t reopen their own account
- Don’t crosslist to multiple channels
- Don’t do any FBM
- Don’t have a warehouse anymore
- Don’t use a WMS
- Don’t operate at all
But they’ll gladly take $997 for a mentorship.
💀 “We Know Tons of People Still Killing It”
Cool story.
But are you killing it?
Because if you couldn’t:
- Protect $4M in capital
- Survive a 10-day suspension
- Build a multi-channel fallback
- Train a lean team to outlast chaos
Then what the fuck exactly are you teaching?
That’s like crashing a plane, then pivoting to selling a pilot course while you’re still trying to get shards of metal out of your arm. Pathetic.
🔥 Here’s the Real Story
They’re not building anymore—they’re monetizing the illusion of their old business.
They’re hoping people are too distracted, too desperate, or too starstruck to question it.
But we see right through their bullshit.
We see it for what it is:
A professional quitter repackaging failure as mentorship. Pathetic.
🤡 And Then There’s Avery
Another fucking grifter clown.
Got banned for selling counterfeit textbooks.
Cried on YouTube begging Amazon for a second chance.
Didn’t get it.
Now he runs “Miami Sellers Conference” and surrounds himself with other failed sellers and ex-Amazon operators.
He doesn’t sell anymore, but somehow he’s positioned himself as a thought leader.
Someone in Discord posted a funny image of him crashing out on Facebook comments.
The moment someone called him out for hypocrisy, what’s his response?
- “Get T shots.”
- “Rebecca’s boobs get more views than your life.”
- “You’re just mad.”
Wtf?
That’s what happens when you chase clout instead of control. You crash out on Facebook when anyone points out the obvious.
Never forget, birds of a feather flock together.
Charlatans defend other charlatans, while real hustlers continue to build in the shadows.
Meanwhile, My Inner Circle Is Still Grinding in the Trenches
You want to know the difference?
While these clowns were crying over frozen funds and pivoting to webinars, we were:
- Ruthlessly cutting overhead
- Locking in systems to prevent overselling
- Setting up clean crosslisting across Amazon, eBay, Walmart, and Shopify
- Buying extremely low and selling high
- Building warehouse flows, bin systems, batch workflows
- Logging receipts, UPCs, ASINs, and expiration dates meticulously
- Building systems to outsource repetitive tasks and developing automation
We didn’t run or cry on YouTube like these dipshits.
We kept building.
You can feel the difference. One path leads to cashflow. The other to conference tickets. Pathetic.
You know how they say those who can’t do, teach.
That is so fucking true.
The Clown Funnel Is Imploding
And now they’re trying to sell you the exact model that just got them wiped out.
Read that again.
They scaled with prep centers, cashback, unlicensed product, and cheap overseas labor.
The second Amazon pushed back, they folded.
Now they’re posting quitter speeches like it’s their retirement. Then selling mentorship the next day.
These guys aren’t mentors.
They’re marketers.
They’re not role models.
They’re frauds.
They sold out, got caught, and now they’re desperately trying to cash in on their way to the exits.
What a fucking joke.
Don’t confuse noise for power. Real builders are quiet because they’re working.
Final Thoughts: Clout Isn’t a Business Model
If you got banned, liquidated, or sued…
And you didn’t build a fallback system…
And your only pivot is selling advice to others?
Then you’re not a teacher.
You’re a grifter.
But if you’re here reading this? You’re not like these low lives. You’re still standing. Still moving inventory. Still building infrastructure.
That’s why you’ll win.
The clown funnel is dead.
The king’s table has more room now.
Let’s connect on in my new Discord group.
We’re building systems while everyone else is building audiences or flexing Rollies they can hardly afford.
Execution only. No ego. No fluff.
Let’s take this shit to another level.
Until next time.
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